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Post by tsukasa on Dec 28, 2005 23:52:57 GMT -5
I want to kill Sephiroth, first we crucify him, then we whip him, we hit him and make him die slowly, but before we torture him, when he dies we revive him again with a Phoenix Down to torture him again and enjoy.
Put what you think or something else or another character to kill and the way to kill him stupidly. Hope you have humor sense, really, I like Final Fantasy games so much.
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Post by Mephistopheles on Dec 29, 2005 0:01:32 GMT -5
It would be a joy to put Kefka into a circus and make him pass through the circles which would have some nice Fire 3 instead of simple low fire.
He would probably do his laugh noticing it being too simple (Kefka's laugh rules), after he does the trick he burns and runs all through the place asking for help to estinguish the fire.
Strago: "I'll save you"
Aqua Lore at Kefka........
..... followed by Grand Train XD
And so Kefka would die and all the circus would applaud instead of mourning the guy.
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Post by tsukasa on Dec 29, 2005 13:30:29 GMT -5
Tideus: Auron, wanna play Blitzball?
Auron: Why should I play Blitzball
Tideus: Because is fun
Auron: No, I am not interested.
Tideus: You lose the fun
Auron: Ok, I'll play.
Then Auron enters the water sphere to play blitzball, he can't swim because he has his hand recharged in his robe, since he always has his arm inside the robe with the hand outside, he tried to swim moving only his hand, so then he became red, then purple and died. Tideus started to laugh diabolically even if Auron was on his own party because he was a strange person
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Post by Mephistopheles on Dec 29, 2005 14:28:53 GMT -5
I was always expecting Ramza to kill Delita in Final Fantasy Tactics....
At the end when Delita visits "Ramza's grave" Ramza suddenly appears from the back and stabs him..
Delita: "Why...."
Ramza: "I thought we were friends, but I was wrong."
Delita: "Couldn't we settle it with some baseball or something?"
Ramza: "I heard you banned baseball.."
Delita: "Oh right....."
Ramza: "Orders to kill anyone who dares to play it....... you want me dead now huh?"
Delita: "Now don't rush into conclusions."
Ramza: "Stop faking."
Delita: "You think a spirit lies?"
Ramza realizes Delita is already dead and he is talking to his spirit.
Ramza: "Now, am I strong?"
Delita: "But who will lead the country?"
Ramza: "Me, duh"
Delita: "You're a dead-branded traitor, how could you rule?"
Ramza: "By killing the previous king.... you....... oh, I already did. Bye"
Agrias: "You sure it's OK?"
Ramza kills Agrias
Ramza: "Yeah."
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Post by tsukasa on Jan 5, 2006 1:15:17 GMT -5
Imagine a Chibi Tifa in a room made by many Atari squiares, and then this squares start to join to squash Tifa by using their only great power, being confused with walls. 5 seconds before being squashed, she starts to cry like an Anime character. After she dies, Cloud says:
"Tifa Died?, I can go with Rhinoa now".
Note: A good reason for hating Atari games, they become jealous and kill our favorite characters.
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Post by Mephistopheles on Jan 6, 2006 14:04:09 GMT -5
Well, Cecil was never able to kill Golbez.. that was quite dissapointing, so let's do that.
Cecil: "This is for Cid."
Golbez: "Hah, weak."
Cecil: "This is for Tella."
Golbez: "Still weak."
Cecil: "This is for Palom"
Golbez: "Ugh, this is getting bad."
Cecil: "This is for Porom."
Golbez: "No... more."
Cecil: "And this is for brainwashing Kain."
Golbez: "Nooooo."
Cecil: "And now, having the five, I summon you Exodia!."
Golbez: "I lost.... well, then I guess I have to suicide or something."
Cecil: "Yeah, go."
Golbez dies for losing in a card duel.....
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Post by tsukasa on Jan 31, 2006 19:02:22 GMT -5
There was a duel, Squall versus Seifer, as like the intro.
Squall: Im gonna kill you Seifer.
Seifer: Don't think so.
Squall: Sword Attack
<sword>
Seifer:<magic>
they fight many time so then happens.
Tsukasa: this game is bad, in gonna break it.
So both die
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Post by Mephistopheles on Jan 31, 2006 20:34:16 GMT -5
How about killing someone that does die in the game? just before that happens.
General Leo: "We found the Espers, we should report at headquarters."
Celes: "Riiiiiiight, and give the Espers to Gesthal? that's not in our plans."
General Leo: "Wait, Emperor Gesthal said he wouldn't hurt them, you've got to believe him."
Celes: "Sure, I believe the guy who has tried to kill us and enslave all the Espers........... NOW!"
Terra summons Odin.
General Leo: "Wait, the story sais Kefka is supposed to kill me."
Odin: "Crap the story, I've been summoned and someone has to die."
General Leo: "How about Shadow? he would sell his mother for a nickel."
Odin: "Nah, he's cool, you're the dead."
Leo was split in two.
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