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Post by Link on Oct 17, 2005 19:20:20 GMT -5
You know the deal! Reply with a stupid answer and make a new stupid question for the next poster to respond. I'll start.
Q: Why Dr. Wily has never created a female robot?
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Post by Mephistopheles on Oct 17, 2005 21:40:34 GMT -5
Stupid stuff, my specialty, this should be easy.
A: Because he's gay!!!
A2: Because...... he's gay.
You had to make it MEGAMAN didn't you? oh well, I'll keep it up, but I'll try to go offtopic later.
Q: Why does Megaman has a female voice? it really doesn't sounds manly.
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Post by Link on Oct 18, 2005 7:37:32 GMT -5
A: Because Dr. Light didn't have any more "male voice chips", so he built him with a "female voice chip".
Q: Why did Dr. Light didn't had any more "male voice chips" if only Protoman was built before?
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Post by Gamemaniac on Oct 18, 2005 9:51:39 GMT -5
A: Because he was too lazy to buy another one from the autoparts delaers.
Q: Why Megaman always starts without any upgrade?
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Post by Mephistopheles on Oct 18, 2005 10:59:44 GMT -5
A: Because Dr. Light sells them as junk to buy new.
Q: What useful thing is Ayla doing all day at the Maverick Hunter Base?
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Post by Gamemaniac on Oct 18, 2005 11:46:28 GMT -5
A: Hunting .... metal ducks with a ness Zapper.
Q: Is there a Dr. Dark?
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Post by Link on Oct 18, 2005 13:01:12 GMT -5
A: Yes, but he was transformed to Darkman!
Q: Why is Megaman blue?
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Post by Mephistopheles on Oct 18, 2005 13:04:55 GMT -5
A: Because his previous paint watered off.
Q: Where does Dr. Willy gets his funds to remake his mavericks and bases?
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Post by Link on Oct 18, 2005 13:14:04 GMT -5
A: He has a money-making machine in his UFO.
Q: Why does Protoman has a shield?
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Post by Mephistopheles on Oct 18, 2005 13:20:45 GMT -5
A: He stole it from the junkyard where Dr. Light sells his crap.
Q: How does the old Dr. Wily always escapes from the aparently invincible Mega Man?
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Post by Link on Oct 18, 2005 13:28:08 GMT -5
A: By distracting him with the old trick of making him look to another way.
Q: Why does Dr.Wily creates robots with an element?
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Post by Mephistopheles on Oct 18, 2005 13:30:02 GMT -5
A: Because they're cheaper, and he keeps buying the same parts from the same junkyard.
Q: Why and how does Dr. Light always puts his capsules for upgrades far apart and in very difficult places to get to?
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Post by Link on Oct 18, 2005 13:32:52 GMT -5
A: Because he's afraid of "light"? He launched them with a satellite!
Q: Why does Megaman is never teleported directly to the boss room, so he doesn't cross a whole map?
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Post by Mephistopheles on Oct 18, 2005 18:26:20 GMT -5
A: Several possible reasons for that: - Megaman is a maniatic psycho who enjoys killing all the robots in the levels.
- Megaman thinks it's rude to teleport inside someone else's territory, like if someone enters a house without permission.
- The teleporter is made to be blocked by Mavericks on purpose to make Megaman fight as training.
- There's no other way to find Dr. Light's chips and upgrades.
Q: Why when Megaman is captured (at the beginning ofMegaman X3 for example) nobody kills him?
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Post by Link on Oct 18, 2005 19:32:50 GMT -5
A: Because it was X, not Rock.
A2: X is immune to Mac's buster.
Q: Why does Megaman, X, and Zero, get upgrades from between stages than asking for them at their base? (Isn't it risky to just grab something you find on the floor and use it as yours?)
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